Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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