Me too!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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