I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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