Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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