You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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