Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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