with your own penis?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Randomize
