i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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