this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
