the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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