did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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