On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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