I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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