I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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