The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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