ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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