Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
