I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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