Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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