just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm too high and old for this...
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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