ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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