Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you had me at cake vodka
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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