Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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