It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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