im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You pole danced in your parka.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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