How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's just like the Real World with babies
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
What drink are we having for lunch?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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