scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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