redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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