You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize