HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
