Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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