Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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