she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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