North Korea, Best Korea!
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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