Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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