I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I could fuck to npr.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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