I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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