I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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