Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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