Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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