Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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