last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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