mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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