they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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