Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
