I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
When are your genitals available?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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