wrigley field is MILF paradise
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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