Joe is yelling at the trees again.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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