She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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