i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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