I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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